Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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