The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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