yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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