I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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