BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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