dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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