sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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