hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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