If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
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