Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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