Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I wish you could order shots online.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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