I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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