I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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