Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
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