youre lurking in front of me
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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