Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You may now shotgun with the bride
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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