We won't sleep together?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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