I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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