I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
no you cant smoke seaweed
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Randomize
