i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
fuck your aforementioned shoe
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
