i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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