I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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