"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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