i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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