Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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