Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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