We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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