508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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