The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Randomize
