You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
They have beer where we have blood.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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