Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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