i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
