She announced her abortion via fbk
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
