Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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