I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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