I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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