Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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