AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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