doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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