Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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