Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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