I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Houston, we have a squirter
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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