Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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