He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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