He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
