I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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