need another drink. this is the easiest way
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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