??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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