you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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