no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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